So live your life

Apr 02

guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

Apr 02

fucknharry:

SO FUCKING MAD I FELL FOR THE TUMBLR PRO SHIT AND NOW EVERYONE KNOWS BC I HAVE A FUCKING TOP HAT ON MY ICON FUCK APRIL FOOLS DAY

Mar 24

guy:

do u ever yell at people “I WANT TO FUCK YOU” but like in ur head

Mar 24

twerkdatash:

I don’t want to meet my favorite band member in a fanbase setting so they have to be nice to me I want to meet them in a spontaneous situation where they accidentally run into me on the street and spill my coffee on me and apologize profusely and insist on buying me another one and then fall hopelessly in love with me bc my wit and charm are so undeniably intriguing idk too much to ask maybe idk

Mar 24

http://westfillydelphia.tumblr.com/post/80208200556/georgeblagdiddy-im-proud-of-those-grade-nine →

georgeblagdiddy:

i’m proud of those grade nine kids who STUCK IT to tony abbott

i can’t believe he dismissed a young woman ‘s question about marriage equality by asking “how ‘bout a bloke’s question… what’s your favourite football team?”

and the kid that responded with “how do you think…

Mar 20

grannyjanny:

Periods are stupid I’m gay I know I’m not pregnant can you not

Mar 20
kuuderewolfgirl:

my gender is “conservative haircut and crewneck tshirt”

kuuderewolfgirl:

my gender is “conservative haircut and crewneck tshirt”

Mar 20

roger-rabbit-vevo:

5-seconds-of-troyler:

THE TOP PICTURE IS OF A MAN STANDING UP AT A TOILET AND THE OTHER ONE IS OF A WOMAN SITTING DOWN ON A TOILET

this is like those bathrooms on that rock bottom episode of spongebob

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Mar 20

mariah-banks:

im still in between kinda accepting my body and wanting to starve myself for weeks i dont know 

Mar 12

illkim:

When you do a group presentation but don’t know what’s going on

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